One Direction

Ok guys, lets talk about One Direction.

Well, I guess this isn’t really talking… More like me writing and you reading. But I feel like we are connected… Sort of… Now I’m creeping myself out.

I like One Direction.

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I REALLY like One Direction.

And it’s kind of weird. Because I’ll be honest… Up until about 2 months ago, I could have cared less about them. I knew next to nothing about them. Except that the one, with the hair, dated Taylor Swift. I couldn’t name all of them. I knew they were European and highly attractive. I knew they sang “That’s What Makes You Beautiful” (ironically I don’t like this song – I know, I know, I’m the worst fan ever).

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Honestly, it’s just unfair that there are 5 guys that are that attractive, and talented, and lovely people.

I don’t know how it happened. I had listened to “Best Song Ever” when it came out, and I didn’t think much of it. But then somehow at the end of August/beginning of September something happened. And I just went nuts. I decided to watch EVERY SINGLE video on their YouTube and Vevo channels. I don’t know why. I just did. And I fell hopelessly in love with One Direction. It’s a slippery slope man… I’ll never be the same. I know too much. I follow them all on Twitter. I follow their updates and change the time zones on my iPhone so I know what time it is where they are. I watch old concerts and interviews of them. I know their freaking birthdays now.

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So perfect…

It’s becoming a problem. I’m 24 years old for goodness sake… Who am I kidding. My only regret is that it took me this long to really fall in love with them. They are lovely. Pretty much the rest of this post is gonna be pictures of these gorgeous, wonderful, talented, kind, generous, attractive, hott, lovely boys.

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Niall Horan. Irish. 20 years old. The most attractive person on this earth. Best laugh I’ve ever heard.

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I’m not supposed to have a favorite. But if I did… Niall would be it. I love him. He is perfect. I would willingly have his children – and we all know how I don’t want kids. So that’s saying a lot.

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Look at him, all perfect in his sunglasses.

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I just can’t…

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Harry Styles. British. 19 years old. Apparently is unable to ever actually button his shirt all the way.

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Ridiculously attractive. I can see why Taylor fell for him. But I will always side with my Taylor. I want to touch his hair.

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Seriously though, there are buttons on the shirt for a reason man.

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Louis Tomlinson. British. 21 years old. Notorious prankster. I don’t know how someone can be so handsome yet so immature at the same time.

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He has such great hair. And he’s great at soccer. And his girlfriend is gorgeous.

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Adorable, just adorable.

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Liam Payne. British. 20 years old. Clearly the fittest member of 1D. His biceps… I just… Gosh.

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He also responds the most to fans on Twitter. Which I really appreciate. He goes out of his way to talk to the fans.

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The scruff… He is so incredibly sweet and kind. He’d just be the best friend.

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Zayne Malik. British. 20 years old. The most attractive person of all time ever. Look at him. JUST LOOK AT HIM.

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He’s prettier than most girls. Those cheekbones, his perfect nose, the eyes… Models wish they could look like him.

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He is the quietest and most private member of the band but he is fiercely protective of the 1D fans. He always stands up for them… us… It’s us now. I’m one of them.

Well there ya go. It’s all out there now. I love One Direction. I’m not ashamed. Now to devise a plan of how to meet them and convince at least one of them to date me/marry me/be my best friend…

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BEST MOVIES

Or… ya know… Just my current favorite movies. I’d like to think that my opinion matters that much… But I know it doesn’t.

Warning: This is going to be a long and opinionated post.

Now my favorite movies aren’t really in any order except for the first one. After the first one I don’t really care about the order…

#1 Ultimate BEST MOVIE EVER : Ever After

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It’s so beautiful! The feels… The emotions… The Cinderella-ness of it all.

Now other movies… In no real or apparent order because I couldn’t be bothered to really think about it.

~ Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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If you don’t think this movie is hilarious then we can’t be friends. This is the epitome of comedy.

~ Hot Rod

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Andy Samberg is amazing. This movie will make you laugh till you cry.

~ Napoleon Dynamite

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It’s so stupid that it’s funny. It just is.

~ Swan Princess

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I once watched this movie 10 times in one day. It never gets old. This is my childhood in a nutshell… Not that I turned into a swan or anything…

~ Seven Brides for Seven Brothers

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The best musical ever! Also, if I ever need to do extended amounts of cleaning I always watch/listen to this. I don’t know why.

~ National Treasure

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I can’t stand Nicolas Cage. He’s awful. At life. But this movie rocks my history major socks!

~ 101 Dalmatians

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We used to own a Dalmatian and I would watch this movie with him. He would bark whenever Cruella spoke. No joke.

~ Peter Pan (live action one not the cartoon one, though the cartoon one was good too)

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Just a darn good movie. “I want to give you a thimble.” Get’s me every time!

~ Lara Croft Tomb Raider

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This is just a good awesome action flick. And Daniel Craig is in it shirtless… So…

~ Fantastic Mr. Fox

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I hate stop motion/claymation types of movies. But for some reason, I love this movie.

~ Singin’ In The Rain

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Gene Kelly is amazing. I know he’s dead, but if he was alive I’d have such a crush on him…

~ The Hunger Games

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One of the few books – to – movies that actually went well and I actually approved of. Also, it’s just a really freakin’ awesome movie.

~ Sleeping Beauty

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Hands Down – Best Disney Princess Movie Ever. Don’t argue with me. I don’t care. It just is.

~ Breakfast At Tiffany’s

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It’s a classic. If you haven’t watched it… Well I think you’re probably just an uncultured swine of sorts.

~ Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl

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Let’s be honest. The 1st one was the best one. The others were ok. The last one was practically crap.

~ Harry Potter

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All of them. It’s a tie. Don’t make me choose my favorite. I can’t. I’ll just cry.

So that’s that.

If you feel the need to argue with my ‘epic choices of greatness’ feel free to comment. I love a good fight.